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HAIKU FORTRESS :3

red defends from blue.
and blue just ran out of time.
overtime, she says.

black scottish cyclops
gets stabbed from behind his back
he is now extinct

medic and heavy
fight together side by side
unstoppable duo

that man, saxton hale
can kill you with his bare fists.
you do not exist

the kid from boston
Scout's the name, the fastest class
rainbows make him cry

an idle player
does nothing to get items
gets nothing but crates

engie makes sentry
engie leaves, spy saps sentry
engie is now sad

Soldier rocket jumps
The demoman sticky jumps
they defy physics

i am fully charged!
Alright! Charge me now dockter!
*BZZZZZT!* OKTOBERFEEEEST!!

demo kills medic
and he be shaggin your wife!
medic has a wife?

mrrrph mrph mrrphmrph mrph!
mrrrphhmrrrph mrphmrph mrph mrph mrph!
mooooo! mrph mrph mrph mrph!

sniper has standards
be polite, be efficient
throw piss at people

eight bottles of piss
craft them, and you now have a
weird marble statue?

team fortress physcis:
some mad milk plus jarate
equals scrap metal

what's pyro's gender
is he male? or a female?
nobody knows this.

what? he's the red spy!
he'll turn red right about now!
SEE! oh wait, that's blood

demopan sells his
stout shako for two refined
no trade offers yet

omnomnom, nom nom
says the heavy while he eats.
time to run! cowards!
i made this a long time ago and forgot to post it. D: woe to me.

anyways. i made some random haiku's based off tf2 i dunno if they're good or not though... last time i checked. im horrible at literature... D:

anyways enjoy!
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cat-tom-boy Featured By Owner May 15, 2012
These are pretty good.
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L421 Featured By Owner May 22, 2012   Digital Artist
i didnt really think it would be that great :O im actually surpirsed :o
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Daksinakke Featured By Owner May 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"Sniper has standards.
Be polite. Be efficient.
Throw piss at people."

TOTAL WIN.
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L421 Featured By Owner May 22, 2012   Digital Artist
im glad that you like it :D thank you :D
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ObsidianPlague Featured By Owner May 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
beautiful
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L421 Featured By Owner May 22, 2012   Digital Artist
thank you :D
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Sora-in-my-pants Featured By Owner May 15, 2012
I LOVE IT! X,D
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L421 Featured By Owner May 22, 2012   Digital Artist
ahaha XD many thanks :D
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TheBuggiest Featured By Owner May 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
...mainly this is beautiful and I'm favoriting. :|
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L421 Featured By Owner May 22, 2012   Digital Artist
:o im glad that you like it :D
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